Wednesday 16 July 2014
Lesson 26 in Living with Dysautonomia: Sending an Email with Brain Fog.
Step 1. get phonecall from cardio's office learning that files you sent months ago never arrived and a referral not sent off.
Step 2. say you'll send the pdf ASAP so referral can be sent today.
Step 3. spend 1hr trying to find pdf file.
Step 4. realise you've been spelling doctors name incorrectly for past hour.
Step 5. send email without attachment.
Step 6. don't worry you get a fail to send notice.
Step 7. think it must be twitchy mail program close and re-open program.
Step 8. send again.
Step 9. failure notice again.
Step 10. try from other email account.
Step: 11 another failure notice.
Step 12. contact husband at work to send for you.
Step 13. forward email attachment to yourself instead.
Step 14. resend this time to husband with attachment at his address.
Step 15. moment of inspiration "I wonder if I misplaced a full stop, or misspelled a word?"
Step 16. ah yes that pesky full stop in the middle of the a and the u.
Step 17. retype and send without attachment again.
Step 18. send follow up full email with attachment and sorry note for being brain fogged.
Step 19. email husband to say don't worry all sorted.
Step 20: send email to self not husband. Twice.
Step 21: berate technology, myself and the universe for every bad thing that has ever happened.
Step 22. receive confirmation email from cardio's office. Cry with relief.
Step 23. fall into comatosed, drooling heap on lounge.
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