Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Pacemaker Update: 9 Months. The whole not dying part is pretty fabulous.

Nine months. Nine Months! That's how long I've had my pacemaker, Jeri. I get regular emails about pacemakers so thought I should do an update on how things are going. More doctors are looking at them as an adjunct to other treatments, or to allow patients to take certain medications. But in the world of Dysautonomia there is no single reason for having one implanted. And for most, they are a scary and last choice option.

(Jeri is a sexy piece of tech.)

I had my pacemaker implanted after a cold Tuesday in May last year where my body threw me a curveball. One minute I was walking to my kitchen feeling not great, but not unusually unwell. Next I was on the floor unable to get up and calling out for help. My eldest son had to pick me up and help me to the couch where I stayed for hours, grey and starting to panic that I may actually die. A 24hr halter-monitor and ECG later and I was booked in for a pacemaker. Bradycardia had hit. Some switch went off in my body and that was it. My cardio and neuro concluded that the autonomic fibres in my heart had finally keeled over. Although this had happened in other parts of my body I really hadn't considered it happening to my heart. The party line is that Dysautonomia affects the nerves but the organs themselves are generally sound. Crazy thing is that my heart is still structurally sound, but those pesky nerves are rather important to making it work properly.

I had never felt so sick in all my life. My family were worried during the waiting period. Time and again my heart dipped, and stayed, down into the 30s and 40s. My limbs were grey and ice cold. My lips blue. Basically I looked, and felt, like death warmed up on a daily basis. It was a tad scary. But here I am sitting and typing and very happy I made the decision.

How did you know you really needed one? 

This is one of the most common questions I am asked. Apart from the objective data of the ECGs and Halter-monitor, I knew something was really wrong. A lot of patients worry that they might miss a heart attack. That they might miss that crucial moment when they really need to go to the ER. When you live with crushing chest pain on a daily basis it can be hard to know. But the pain I felt when my heart started its slow decline is like nothing I had ever felt. The pain in my chest, neck and arm were far more intense than anything I had ever experienced before and were not relieved by any regular methods. It was scary intense. I could hardly walk. Stairs were out of the question. Everything was exhausting, far more exhausting that anything I had ever experienced before. When your heart is hardly pumping, your body isn't happy. Our normal is abnormal. But there are times when that changes and that is when you have to listen and act.

Was it painful?

Short answer is yes. Though nothing you can't deal with. My one tip? Make sure you get adequate pain meds organised before your surgeon goes home or you are discharged. Ice and a panadol will not cut it. There will be a period where you aren't allowed to move your arm as the pacemaker and wires settle. Once over you have to start moving. You will not want to move your arm. It hurts like hell, but no movement equals frozen shoulder and you don't want that. I did find I had a lot of inflammation from the surgery so a few Nurofen were very helpful. I still have pain as my dodgy collagen mean that the pocket that holds the pacemaker in place regularly has little tears and it does rub across my rib which hurts. But it is still outweighed by the benefits.

Can you feel it?

I can feel the pacemaker and part of the wires that thread down to my heart. Mine was placed under the muscle in my chest as I have little to no fat. Still it sticks out and I can easily trace its shape with my fingers. Most of the time I don't notice that it is working, it becomes white noise, but there are times where I feel a jolt as it kicks in. Which is both reassuring and disconcerting at once.

Was it worth it?

Absolutely. Yes you have to commit to surgery every 10 years for the rest of your life to replace the pacemaker (not your wires, they stay in situ except for exceptional circumstances). But the fear that I could suddenly die is gone. Not only for me, but for my family. My blood pressure is not over-reacting to constant drops in my heart rate like it was. Now I sit at a fun 70bpm. It even bumps my heart rate up to 100 so I can get around thanks to an inbuilt actimeter. My most recent check showed that I am relying on it the majority of the time. It also showed that overall I can do a little more compare to what I was doing beforehand. And did I mention the not dying part? That's pretty important.

(My lovely cardio going through my latest readings. As you can see it is simple to check. Just whip a computer mouse on your chest and watch the monitor.)

A pacemaker will not be a solution for every patient. They tend to be a last resort for patients who have run out of options. And they will not fix any other dysautonomia symptoms. If you have atrial fibrillation, permanent bradycardia, or pauses, they can be a godsend. Their use for tachycardia is less well established, though if you have a reactive bradycardia to tachycardia meds they can be implanted so that a patient can have the meds that act on their tachycardia. There are also a new generation of pacemakers that work on blood pressure which I must say interest me greatly. They are also getting smaller every year.

I wouldn't go back and I have no regrets. It was scary at the time but it is also the best thing I have had done since I first fell ill.

(I am grateful that my cardio read my email, took me seriously, ordered the tests, and got me in quickly. Not even 2mths from go to whoa.)

Next month I have my first post-pacemaker, brain and spine MRI. Now that freaks me out. Not so much about the possibility of it all going horribly wrong and my pacemaker exploding out of my chest, or one of the many other disaster scenarios created in my mind. But being stuck in the Thumping Tube of Death yet again. Now that gives me pee-my-pants level of fear.

Michelle :)

Related posts:
Bradycardia: when your heart goes, meh.
So there's this thing called a pacemaker, and apparently I need one.
Pacemakers, capes and becoming the bionic woman, or Seven of Nine, if you talk to Mr Grumpy.

Don't forget to head on over here and donate to Dysautonomia Research here in Australia, at The Baker IDI. Lots of exciting research occurring currently and more projects on the way.

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

When the walls come tumbling down.

When the walls come tumbling down
Will you be smothered under the deluge of brick and mortar
Will you be crushed by the weight
Will you give control to sharp edges and pressing pain
Will you lie unresisting
The breath leave your lungs
And the strength your limbs
Will you plead for release
For the rubble to hear you
To beg for it to move.


Will you recognise the strength that flows within
Will you see that it is not a thing of flesh and bone
Will you see that your body is not you
Will you see that worth and strength are found in all
That the form of strength is not what you expect
That you can fight and resist
Even when the flesh you wear fails.

Will you find the crack
The shaft of light through the rubble overhead
Will you claw your way toward that light
Toward life.

Life different
Life changed
Life that will never be the same
Life that leads us in different paths
Life unlike any other
But life all the same.

Strength is there
It may hide
It may shy away
It may seem lost forever
But the search is worth the effort

It may start small
A rock, rough and dull
But it can be polished
Edges smoothed
Wash it clean
And as the dirt falls away
As the first hints appear
It draws you in with it's promise
And the rubble is seen for what it is

An illusion
A lie
For strength was always there
It only needs to be found.


Monday, 7 April 2014

When, in a fit of pique, you decide to change your blog's template and then realise you have no idea what you are doing.

Note to all: do not decide to change you blog's template three days after you've had a long trip to the city for neurophysiological testing and returned home not only with your usual crash from that fun event, but also sporting a fabulous sore throat that feels like someone shoved several bowling balls in there whilst you slept.

Why oh why do I do these things?

Admittedly I've wanted to jazz up the blog's design for quite some time. But this was probably not the time to attempt such an undertaking. You see I have the technical ability of a rock. I know the basics so I can create a post and publish it. Nine times out of ten that goes okay. But that is about the limit of my abilities. Now I must wait for Mr Grumpy to come home and hopefully rescue my poor half-done redesign.

In the mean time apologies for the state of the blog.

The Luddite aka Michelle

Monday, 31 March 2014

Falling down the rabbit hole.

The last two, three, four months have been hard. My body has decided to do one of those fancy steps down, on the stepwise progression thingy. Or more, screaming, flailing leap, than step. I've tried not to let it affect me but it has. Denial is hard to maintain when you can't do a poo without face-planting on the tiles and being dragged limp and slurring to your bed. Or even better when no one is home and you're lying on the tiles of your bathroom, pants only just covering your sagging butt cheeks and your ever faithful canine companion comes, sniffs your forehead, and then sits promptly on your head. Or when your normally stoic other half keeps coming in every five minutes worriedly touching your forehead. Or you go to walk to the kitchen and end up on your hands and knees behind the couch. Or....

I can walk less. I can stand less. I have less control of my body temperature. And I've started losing weight again. But I have more syncope. And more pain, be it my feet, my stomach, or my head. None of my tricks are working. And as my cardio pointed out last week, I'm out of medical options.

And all of it is beyond exhausting.

I feel like the months have gone past and I missed them. I mean I know I was there. It's not like I have a Delorean or anything. Although that'd be mighty cool if I did. It's just been a fog of illness. A fog that has eclipsed the wider world. It's been one of those times where dealing with my body takes every shred of energy that I have and everything else is shut out into a half-arsed, half done, package of incompetence. Be it blogging, replying to emails, unpacking at our new house, or breathing, it's all been a half-arsed effort.

I find myself picking little bits of random jobs in the vain hope that I'll finish one. I break down the tasks into a hodge-podge of parts that I convince myself are logical. But instead I end up picking such random bits that not even those end up finished. I then of course beat myself up for not doing the important tasks that keep piling up. I want to paint, but feel guilty because I know there are emails to answer. I want to garden but I know there's house sorting that needs to be done. I haven't even allowed myself to catch up on The Walking Dead because I know there are other MUST DO things that are simply falling through the cracks. Not that that prompts me to action. I am out of spoons. Out of energy. Mental and physical. Simply because every last bit of resilience and energy is dealing with the most basic aspects of survival eg staying upright, or laying on tiles and repeating my new mantra "I do not need to go to the ER. I do not need to go to the ER. I do not need to go to the ER".

I've tried to be normal.

Head out for a coffee. Come home head between my legs, be dragged into the house to pass out on the bed. I've been out looking at potential new houses, only to return home a green-tinged blancmange, or simply cancelling at the last moment. I had a lovely visit with my Uncle and Auntie book-ended, by a body intent on expelling everything I have eaten in the last year, out of either of two burning orrifi, face-planting on the tiles in my bathroom, and coma sleep. I saw my cardio in the city last week and am still paying for it today, almost a week later. I have to head back to the city for more neurological tests in less than four days and I have no idea how I am going to manage.

We planned for tea out with friends at an actual restaurant. I prepared for days in advance. But my body said no. I'm not sure if it was the rapid revisit of the plain poached egg I'd attempted earlier in the day or the chunk of perfectly poached egg white that came out of my nose when I sneezed an hour later, that was the clincher. But I was made aware of the fact that I was not well enough to head out into society, or into my lounge. Luckily our friends were willing to do plan B of take away here at home where I could crawl into a ball on the lounge. They even put up with our insane dog who apparently had a snort or 12 of coke before they came. Good people.

But what it comes down to is....

....I'm missing life.

My life.

It's just disjointed pieces of late.

Finding a spot to focus on. A task that I can actually complete in it's entirety seems impossible. Everything is sitting not done, half done, or forgotten in my sieve of a brain.

I waste energy on putting up the good front. I'm coping. It's all good. I can still laugh at it all. Life. I'm playing the part, not really living it. The truth is my body and I aren't doing all that well. Coping with a big deterioration is hard. I should say that out loud ten times. Scrawl it across my mirror and write it on my arms. Because it's the truth. I tell others to that they should speak the truth of illness, the ups and downs, and here am I still hanging stubbornly onto my pride. That message ingrained from my childhood that says "suck it up and be strong, don't be weak." The message I convince myself that I've conquered, until I realise that it's snuck back in and taken up residence once more in that hyper-critical part of my mind that likes to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

Somehow I lost the ability to give myself the permission for space. Permission to breathe. Somehow I have forgotten that it's okay to say I'm really having a tough time with this crap. That sometimes it gets scary and sad. That I'm tired of being strong. All. The. Damn. Time. And that when you only have a thimble full of energy it's okay to use that thimble for yourself.

Life may be piecemeal for a while yet. But hopefully I'll get better at picking the pieces that are more healing.

I may be falling down the rabbit hole, but even Alice found her way home.


Saturday, 29 March 2014

Spelt, walnut and cranberry hot cross buns

After many requests, I give you my recipe for spelt, walnut and cranberry hot cross buns. Now given that I mostly cook by eye or feel I had to guesstimate some of my measurements. For example, I use two largish handfuls of walnuts and I sort of sprinkle my cinnamon and all spice until it looks right. So you may need to fiddle with the measurements a bit until you get the right amount for you.

My arms of patheticness mean that I can no longer kneed dough or chop things. Instead I use a Kitchenaid to mix my dough and a food processor to chop my fruit and nuts. I also use a square silicon cake tin as nothing sticks and I don't need to paper or butter the tin. And a trusty plastic re-sealable sandwich bag makes a fantastic stand in for a piping bag. They freeze really well and I will often put half in the freezer for later use so they don't go off.

Making these usual uses up a full day of spoons. But they really are worth the effort.


700gm plain spelt flour ( I use an organic white spelt)
80gm castor sugar
2 sachets dry yeast
2 teaspoon cinnamon 
1 teaspoon all spice
180gm dried cranberries
200gm walnuts
pinch of salt
1 teaspoon vanilla essence
100gm butter
300ml milk (I use a lactose-free milk by Zymil)
1 egg

2 heaped tablespoons spelt extra

1/4 cup castor sugar
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon


To make buns.
1. Mix flour, sugar, salt, yeast, cinnamon, and all spice, in a bowl.
2. Chop up walnuts and cranberries (I do this in my food processor as my hands are too weak to cut them) and stir through flour mix.
3. Place butter and milk in a saucepan over low heat. Remove as soon as butter is melted.
4. Make a well in the centre of the flour, fruit and nut mix and pour in warm butter/milk liquids. Mix through.
5. In a separate bowl beat egg and vanilla together. Add to dough.
6. Kneed mixture for 10 mins by hand. (I use my Kitchenaid with it's dough hook as I can no longer mix by hand. It is a rather heavy dough so if using a machine to kneed dough, do it in 3 batches for 5 mins.)
7. Place dough in a oiled bowl and cover with Gladwrap. Set aside in a warm spot for 40mins.
8. After 40 mins cut the dough into 16 equal pieces. Lightly kneed each piece and form into a ball. Place all 16 pieces into a square cake pan.
9. Cover with Gladwrap and set aside for another 40mins.
10. At the 30min mark pre-heat oven to 200C.

To make crosses.
11. Mix 2 heaped tablespoons of spelt flour with enough water to make a thickish paste.
12. Place mixture into a plastic sandwich bag.
13. Snip a corner off the bag.
14. Pipe mixture over risen buns to make crosses.

15. Place now crossed buns in oven for 20 mins. (I tend to turn mine 180 degrees at the 10 min mark to ensure equal browning.)

To make glaze.
16. Place sugar and extra cinnamon in heavy based saucepan.
17. Add a small amount of water to cover sugar.
18. Bring to boil and leave for 1-2mins and take off heat.

19. Take finished buns out of oven.
20. Whilst still in tin, brush glaze over hot buns.
21. Leave 10mins in tin before transferring to a wire rack to cool.
22. Toast and slather with butter. Enjoy!


And a good song to listen to whilst you chomp down on your fresh hot cross buns.

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

And the words pour out.

fatigue hits
body splits
mind is lost
is this it
is this all there is
is this all there will ever be
concrete body
made of concrete parts
assembled and disassemble
as I sit passive
time passes
time swirls
fatigue is all
fatigue is everything
pressing pushing
into the earth
it pours up and over
drags me down
spirit rendered
spirit flailing
broken words
broken dreams
broken body
the tether is at breaking
a moment of reprieve
the first stirrings of re-emergence
the chance
a hope
a light
a hand breaks free
a life breaks free
I break free
exhaustion turns to blessed sleep
freedom to dream
of better days
and better nights
of time
my time
our time
all of time
time of joy
time of bliss
time of sun on faces
and wind in hair
time of earth through toes
time of soft couches and warm toast
of books and worlds far away
to lose myself in words where exhaustion does not exist
where pain does not exist
where the fatigue of being does not exist
lose myself in words
in hopes
in ideas
in me
in new imaginings
in unlaboured breaths
and unclenched jaws
in loose shoulders and untangled guts
light shines around me
within me
from me
out into the world
to become one with the swirling mass of colours
the infinite variety of life experience
to touch other colours
other spirits
to give and receive
at need
alone in our experience
together in our journey
hands held
hearts carried
worries shared
we forget actions
but remember how we feel
strength in numbers
we are not alone in the swirls of darkness
we are not alone in the barbs of pain
we are not alone in fear and doubt
roads much travelled
when bodies break
roads much travelled
and survived
roads that lead to light
all good quests have trial and tribulation
we come the cusp of failure
so that the light is sweeter
and the sky more clear


Thursday, 13 March 2014

Letting it go.

A friend posted a video today about a woman with cancer who's friends and family shaved their heads in solidarity and posed for a photo shoot. It was beautiful and I must admit that I teared up. The outpouring of love and support she received in that act was touching. But part of me was also sad. Sad because for so many in similar situations that level of support will only ever be viewed vicariously.

Serious and chronic illness is a litmus test of our relationships. The bonds we have with friends and family are laid bare and many come up lacking. It quickly becomes clear who values you and who doesn't. It quickly becomes clear that bonds of blood and time are not indicators of support. It can be a hard pill to swallow. And, as my reaction to this video reminds me, it is something with which I continue to struggle.

Part of me still wants and expects that certain people will step up. That they will suddenly change their behaviour and act even partway like the people in that video. If past behaviour is the best predictor of future behaviour I should know by now that it's never going to happen. But part of me still hopes. And old hurts are opened anew. You'd think at age 40 I'd have come to terms with those hurts. But instead I sit here musing over feelings that seem to be sitting just below the surface waiting for something to prompt them to rise again.

I'm not alone in these feelings. I've spoken with many other patients who experience the same hurts. Dysautonomia is not a casserole illness, even at the best of times. It's hard to understand, and has no cure. It can last for years and the deterioration can be slow and punctuated by repeated exacerbations. Sustaining the momentum of caring can be exhausting. And yet some manage. When I see others who are surrounded by numerous loved ones, lifting them up and going out of their way time and again to support them, it brings home that that is not my experience.

Some days I am better at dealing with the hurt and others it is hard. I wish I knew the secret of how to let those hurts go. To move on and focus only on the few who have stood the test of time. The true gems in my life. But part of me continues to gnaw on those wounds. To pick them apart and poke them till they bleed.

Illness is a lonely process. No one can share what you go through. But they can provide support. It doesn't take much. A phone call. A text. A silly joke posted on Facebook. A reminder that they are thinking of you, and that they care. A reminder that your life and your experience matters.

It is hard to understand when that doesn't happen. It goes against how I would act should our positions be reversed. When they have been reversed.

I am grateful every day for those who show they care, online and in real life. For those core people who make me feel loved and safe. Who hold my hand when I need it, instead of expecting me to hold theirs because my illness is a burden to them. For those who offer their concern and care and don't tell me how much of an imposition or hardship it has been for them. For those who know what I deal with and how I deal with it, and don't flit in only to tell me how to manage my illness that they nothing about, before flitting out again. For those who give me dedicated time rather than the scraps left over from their busy lives.

I'm going to work on letting those people and the hurt they represent, go.

I'm going to focus on the few who matter. The few who bring love and joy into my life.

I'm letting go of the rest.

I'm going to give myself 
the gift 
of starting the process.
To end expectations.
To end false hope.
This time
I'm going to heal
and shake off the burden
of hurt 
and disappointment.
I need to.
I have to.
I'm letting it go.


Wednesday, 12 March 2014

This is NOT funny.

I'm tired. Tired of having the same conversation, about the same issues. Year after year after year. Back when I started this blog in 2009 I was discussing the hurtful comments challenging the validity, or existence, of illness. I have banged on about the whole myth of the look of illness and challenged perceptions about what constitutes disability. I have written so many posts on the topic that I couldn't even pick one to link up. And still, nearly 5 years after I first pushed publish, pictures like the one below are doing the rounds of the Internet on a regular basis. And people continue to find them funny.

When I write an article many readers tend to relate to the issues I discuss. They have had the same experiences and the same reactions: hurt, anger, frustration, an overwhelming desire to resort to violence. But in many ways this is preaching to the converted. Those who read predominantly share the same views on these topics. But in the wider community it seems that little has changed. 

This meme is doing the rounds, again. It ended up on Mr Grumpy's timeline recently, despite the poster knowing that he has an ill wife. It has ended up on the timelines of numerous fellow patients, posted by friends and family who know their situation. And it hurts.

The posters have not taken the time to think about the message such a meme sends to friends and family who are living with illnesses that don't meet the limited ideal portrayed in the media. It also says a lot about how society continues to view disability and illness in this day and age.

It says your illness and your experience is a joke. When they laugh at such an image they are essentially saying you, your illness, your challenges, pain etc are meaningless. When those who use a wheelchair but can still mobilise independently over short distances see such an image it is hard not to take offence. We know the mental and emotional challenge it can take to simple accept the need for a wheelchair. We know that a wheelchair means difference at an age where most are simply out living life, starting careers, studying, having children or travelling. We know that every time we head out into the world someone will find our life a joke. Or, if you are unlucky enough to be this woman, you and your situation, become a beacon for global for mockery.

I can say we shouldn't care. 

I can say we should simply ignore this meme and others like it.

But sometimes no matter how stoic we are, such attitudes cut deep. 

And frankly, why the hell should we have to put up with mockery and disrespect on top of having to live with disability or debilitating illness?

Those who have not personally experienced serious or prolonged illness; who have never known the challenges of disability or seen how they affect a loved one, seem to still find the whole experience as nothing more than fodder for laughter.

What is lacking in our culture that many feel they have the right to mock, judge, or police others, for circumstances they don't bother to understand? When did compassion and minding your own damn business, get replaced with picking others apart for sport?

The idea that the only viable illness is one that lends itself to clear external markers, such as loss of hair or tubes and bandages, is so incredibly incorrect, as to make it laughable, especially given that figures for so called invisible illnesses are as high as 1 in 2 in some countries. The idea that disability is only seen in the use of a wheelchair, something unfortunately perpetuated by the most commonly used symbol for disability found on blue and white stickers worldwide, excludes millions of people in Australia alone (currently estimates are that approximately 20% of the population are living with some form of disability, only a small percentage of those are permanently in wheelchairs). The idea that only those with paralysis use wheelchairs is equally damaging to a large percentage of users who, like myself, can walk very short distances but are frequently unable to stand or walk for any substantial distance, or depending on the day, unable even to walk one or two steps. 

Without my wheelchair I would rarely leave my house. Without my wheelchair I wouldn't shop. I'd never go to a gallery or a market. Or even attend many medical appointments. I have even been known to use my limited energy to push myself up from my wheelchair to grab a product from a higher shelf. I could very easily have been the woman in that picture.

If those who laughed at the above picture, or mocked others in the community for standing from their wheelchair, took the time to speak to the person in question they may find that they are recovering from surgery or illness or have Dysautonomia, Myotonia, Multiple Sclerosis, cancer, lung disease, heart failure, Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, Arthritis, Chronic Regional Pain Syndrome, or a host of other disabling conditions. 

But should these people have to explain themselves to the mockers? 

Should they have to lay bear their medical history to receive a basic level of respect?

Should we all wear coloured vests or carry neon signs stating our sick credentials to be treated with dignity?

The meme above, that continues to make the rounds on the Internet, is nothing short of insulting and reflects a basic lack of empathy and character upon those who both continue to share it, and those who laugh or say nothing.

I am tired of having to justify my existence to the wider community. I am tired of friends having to justify the use of mobility aides such as wheelchairs. I am not here to educate every idiot who finds the above meme funny. I have enough on my plate to deal with on a day-to-day level. I don't need the added burden of playing the role of teacher every single day, day-after-day, year-after-year, for people who don't bother to think of how their attitudes affect those of us who have been in that woman's position, or that woman herself. Or who don't realise that they, or someone they love, may one day develop an illness or acquire an injury that will put them in such a position.

This is not about a lack of sense of humour, as is often the accusation made when people like myself question such jokes. Many of us in the chronic illness and disability community have well developed senses of humour. It is what helps make our lives bearable. We find the funny in the most unfunny of experiences. But we are using our own experiences, we mock ourselves not other people. We tread the hard path, the pain, the fear, the tears and the doubt, and we have the right to use our experiences. Others do not.

It is me who cannot stand, who collapses on the floor, who vomits up food on a regular basis, who cannot always hold a glass, and who cries into my pillow from the often unrelenting pain in my body. It is me who is often unable to walk from my bed to my bathroom and has undergone numerous painful and scary medical tests. And it is me who needs to use a wheelchair to access the world and doesn't meet the simplistic perceptions of others. 

I have paid my dues and can laugh at my experiences. But when able-bodied people post memes like the one above, when they mock, or make derisive comments, they are misappropriating and minimising my experience and the experience of many others, for a cheap laugh.

It is nothing short of insulting and offensive.

Just as we shouldn't put up with sexist, racist, or homophobic memes, we shouldn't put up with this ableist crap either.

I am tired of having to explain myself. But I am more tired of simply sitting back and putting up with discrimination sugar-coated as humour.

If you post, share, or laugh at memes such as this, you are an arsehole. If you see it and say nothing, you are giving your tacit approval to that attitude. And I for one am going to call you on it.


Friday, 7 March 2014

How many red shoes is too many red shoes? (AKA I may need a red shoe intervention.)

Hello my lovelies.

Longterm readers of the blog will know of my love of the colour red (my old loungeroom, my kitchen appliances, my dog's bed, my garden chairs, pots for plants, cushions, the list goes on, Mr Grumpy even feeds my addiction recently buying me a huge red umbrella for the back yard. Even the camera that took the photos for this post is red and has a red case.). They will also know of my love of glittery, impractical red heels. They may not know of the number of red shoes I now possess.

Having moved recently I have been forced to confront my addiction. Or, as I like to think of it, my beautiful red distraction from illness. I have still to find some pairs.

There is nothing more cheery in life than a pair of red shoes. From my Dorothy heels, to my slippers and even my gardening shoes and gumboots, my feet are frequently enclosed in red goodness.

Many I have had for well over 10 years. Purchased with glee back when I was still able to work. And from as far afield as Singapore, on my last overseas trip prior to that pesky illness thing. Yet others have been an impulse buy on a bad day when only a pair of red, polka dot, bow-topped flats could make the world a better place.

I still look longingly at red shoes. Online, or face pressed hard against the window of shoe stores who's pretty, happy offerings are beyond my meagre finances. Oh sweet red leather, faux leather, fabric, sequinned, glittered beauties. How I wish I could take you home.

 Backward or forward, they are a perfect line of loveliness.

Who needs a basket of puppies when you can have a basket of red shoes? 
This is my basket of happiness.

Maybe just one more pair. I can stop any time I want. Really I can. There's that pair of red faux-suede knee high boots that would be perfect for Winter. Or, that pair of patent, red Doc Martins I spotted the other day. Or, the pair of red glittery runners. Or......

Am I alone in my red shoe fetish? Can anyone top my addiction? Or tell me that I really need those knee high boots for my mental health.

Michelle :)

Don't forget to head on over and donate to my Clicking my heels for Dysautonomia, fundraising for Dysautonomia Research at The Baker IDI here in Melbourne. (Information about the ongoing droxidopa aka L-DOPS, trial including how to volunteer, can be found here.)

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Put on your red shoes and dance the blues!

Thursday, 27 February 2014

The Other 'F' word.

I've been on the 24/7, 365 day chronic illness ride for years now. And it's a not a ride I recommend.

It reminds me of the first time I went on the Cha Cha at our local show. For years I'd begged my parents to be allowed on the ride. But I was always too young, too short, too something. When I finally managed to convince them I was ready, I was filled with excitement. I stood in line for 20 minutes, little red ticket held tightly in my hand. I was barely able to stand still with anticipation of what was to come. Then I stepped into the carriage. Strapped myself in. Felt the first stirring of the machine and...., it was meh. We went round in circles, in and out, up and down, but there was little of the excitement that I'd built up in my young mind. All that anticipation, all that waiting, all that disappointment. It was immensely frustrating. Just like life with chronic illness.

By that I don't necessarily mean the physical symptoms that accompany a diagnosis. They are not fun to deal with. They can be challenging and downright scary at times. They stop you from doing what you want and impact all aspects of life. But that is a small part of the frustration. 

Frustration comes from dealing with the system that is supposed to help you when you become ill. It comes from waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. I swear I have spent most of the past 8 years waiting. Waiting to get into see a doctor. Waiting to get the tests they recommend booked in. Waiting for the results to come back. Waiting to get back in to see the doctor to discuss the results. Waiting to get the medication recommended. Waiting to see if it works, does nothing, or makes you worse. Waiting to review it at the next appointment and so on.

I have had times where I waited so long to simply be triaged to get an initial appointment with a specialist that my referral ran out and I had to wait again to see my GP to get another referral to then be sent off to then be re-triaged. Ugh. It does your head in.

Wait for this. Wait for that. The "Lets wait and see" approach to medicine, is an instant mode of frustration for patients. Lets wait and see if the symptoms you are experiencing get worse. Then we may see if we send you for tests or try a medication. Wait for worse. Wait for time to go by, for life to go by. Wait for worse, for a potential of help, with an equal potential for no help. It's easy to tell a patient to wait. It is hard to be that patient. Living with illness 24/7, not just the 10 minutes in an office.

Wait for this program. Wait for that med. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Don't worry, you're sorted. We'll get you A, B and C. Oh wait no there's a catch. A caveat on page 36 of the deal. You'll have to wait. Jump that hurdle. Find that loophole.

Oh there's a med that will help but we can't get it for you. You don't meet the criteria. You can have it if you mortgage your house, give up your kidney, or your soul.

You can have this test. But not you over there. Why. Because I said so. Because I wont tick this box or sign this form. I am the keeper of the keys and you will bow down before me.

We'll test one leg but not the other. But both are weak? Well pick one, Sophie. The choice is yours.

Wait some more. Try again. I wont read that. I wont ring that specialist. I wont run that test. You looked it up? Keep off Google. Stop self-diagnosing. But no you must be your own advocate. It's okay to ask for a second opinion. Do it. Take control. But only if I say so.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Hope. Try. Disappointment. Hope. Try. Disappointment. The cycle goes on and on. Eat this. Don't eat that. If you don't do what I say you don't want to be better. I have a friend of a friend who's third uncle twice removed knows a guy who has that and he's fine.

Take that med. No that is poisoning your body. There must be a doctor. Try harder. Wait in line. Stop focusing on your illness. Think positive. Fight. Be inspirational. Wait? You're focussing on your illness. Stop that.

Harry's here to help. But only a little. To get you excited. To yank out support at the last moment.

Fight. Fight. Fight. Find the energy. Drag yourself up. Don't concentrate on wellness. Concentrate on the system. Fight it. Jump through hoops. Be a performing animal in the circus and you just may get a treat.

Frustration. Unending frustration. Obstacles. Road blocks. Be a good patient. Do what we say and we'll open the door and let you look through. We'll let you see what's on the other side and then we may or may not let you go through. The rules change. Do you know the password? Can you answer the riddle? Or rub your stomach and pat your head?

Frustration. Wait. Follow the rules. Know the rules. We wont tell you the rules. You must find them out. Follow the clues. And maybe you'll be given a hand. But no the rules have changed again.

Do it my way. Do it your way. Do it this way. No not that way.

Frustration upon frustration. When all you want is the luxury to focus on wellness. To focus on being as well as you can be. 

And the grey hairs sprout and the soul gets weary.

And not from the illness, but from all that surrounds.

Excuse me whilst I step into my background and let out a primal scream. To exorcise the boiling frustration. So I can start playing the game once more.